Friday, February 29, 2008

Haaretz Limits What are Acceptable Conclusions


To:-- Haaretz

Re:-- Blogging Guidelines on discussions on Israeli policies vis a vis Gaza and the West Bank.

I noticed that the Haaretz Guidelines for posts prohibit: "2. Statements terming Israelis or Palestinians and their leaders Nazis, or accusing them of genocide or ethnic cleansing."

Uh.... that makes it kinda difficult to discuss the topic, doesn't it?

Anyways, after taking into account the profoundly psychotic character of the pro-Israeli posts, [calling for the eradication and/or deportation of Palestinians, levelling Gaza, and the like] I realize that the lesson to be learned can only be and will be taught by God in His good time.

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Monday, February 25, 2008

Saving Girlie Boy Arnie


To:--Gov. Arnold Schwartzenegger

Re:--Certain Predilections of His


STOP BEING A BLUE CROSS GIRLIE BOY!!!!! SUPPORT SB 840.

END CORPORATE PIMPING

SINGLE PAYER NOW.

YOUR PLAN TO REDTAPE MEDI-CAL SERVICES AS A "SOLUTION" TO THE BUDGET CRISIS IS A DISGRACE.

SINGLE PAYER WILL BENEFIT EVERYONE INCLUDING ORDINARY BUSINESSES.

STOP GETTING REAR END SUPPORT FROM BLUE CROSS. YOU'LL FEEL BETTER IN THE LONG RUN.

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Thursday, February 21, 2008

The Supine American


To:-- Progressive Magazine

Re:-- American apathy in face of economic deprivation and dispossession.

Howard Zinn is right to point out that during the Revolutionary War and the Great Depression, locals took matters into their own hands and forcibly prevented foreclosures. In my view, and the obsessions of the false-issue left notwithstanding, this is one of the reasons we have the Second Amendment. Things do come to that from time to time.

Alas, by pointing that out, Zinn indirectly points to the political degeneracy of modern US-Americans, who are too uninformed and too cowardly to do anything about their present conditions.

What could be more pathetic than allowing yourself to frisked and searched before being let into a corraled Mall to listen to pop-renditions of "..and home of the brave..." ?

What could be more spineless than to meekly accept guard dogs and keflar encased kops armed with automatics to "patrol" trains, on the grounds that some terrorsit "might" at some possible time do something?

Quiver, quiver, quiver....

But even if Murkans were to cynch in their CheezO belly sags and make like tough, their government has a whole host of crowd control weapons at its 1984ish disposal. Mass-tasers.... Sonic-Boom-Beams.... Slippery Jelly.... and CATs to scoop up the human refuse and send them to some temporary detention and re-wiring facility.

(Oh? You thought these were being developed for use in Afghanistan did you?)

Nah... the only thing that would get US-Americans to revolt at this point would be for some revo-hackers to jam all TV bandwiths. A shocked and dismayed nation would start rioting in the streets and would not be pacified until FEMA erected temporary big screens and handed out free CheezOs.

Munch, munch, munch. But keep on trying Zinn... :)

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Monday, February 18, 2008

Kissinger Kribs from a Notorious Playbook


To:-- Der Spiegel

Re:-- Kissinger pronouncing on the Middle East.

Sprecht der Kissinger!!

"The virus would have huge consequences for all countries with large Muslim populations: ...."

Aw...come now... surely he meant "the bacillus".

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Congress Ignores Industrialized Animal Cruelty


To: --Sen. Dianne Feinstein

Re:-- Downer Beef Recall

"A recall of this staggering scale proves that it's past time for Congress and the USDA to strengthen our laws for the sake of people and animals," said the Humane Society's president, Wayne Pacelle.

Yes it is. When are you going to SPEAK OUT against industrialized animal cruelty?

DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS NOW!

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